SMS JOKES

1. Do u know why girls wear a Dupatta on top of their suit..Bcoz it is Indian tradion 2 cover all eating n dring things when not in use.

2. Sardarni : Oye Sardarji dekho Billi sara DOODH pe gayi. Sardar : Aaj bhi neeend kharap kar di. Tuje kitni bar bola hai rat ko BLOUSE pankar soyakar.

3.If ur world is spinning around and heart ur heart is beating fast, Do u think it is LOVE ? ..... Na MAMU Na ........ It is called ........ High B.P.

4. Ur smeone ....... I dont wanna lose........ Ur smeone.............. I would not forget........... Ur smeone.................. who is special to me........ U r ........... WATS UR NAME ................ I FORGOT.

5. DO U KNOW THAT UR SMILE TAKES 10,000 OF PEOPLE TO DEATH ? SAVE THE WORLD ........... PLZ START BRUSHING UR TEETH REGULARLY..................

6. An Elephant , a Cow and a Monkey arguing who's the best. Elephant : I help move heavy loads . The Cow : I give milk...............Say smething its ur turn now..

7. ENJOY..............

1> Na woh inkaar karti hai
Na woh ikraar karti hai
KAMBAKHT mere hi sapno mein aakar
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.


2> ab Jab gire Baadal, Teri Yaad aayi
Jhoom ke barsa Saawan, Teri Yaad aayi
Bheega main, lekin phir bhi teri Yaad aayi Kyon na aaye teri yaad?
Tune jo chatri ab tak nahi lautai...


3> Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne Yahan likhna mana hai.


4> Unki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaye,
Wo to hamare ho na sake,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaye...


5> Jab dekha unhone tirchhi nazar se,
to hum madhosh ho gaye,
Par jab pata chala ki nazare hi tirchhi hai, to hum behosh ho gaye...


6> Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam hazaar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajainge aur bhaag jayenge !


7> Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to santra tha,
pass jake dekha to santra tha,
cheel ke dekha to bhi santra tha,
Khake dekha to bhi santra tha.
Wah kya santra tha !


8> Macchar ne jo kata... dil main mere junoon tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chhod diya yeh soch kar ki.... sale ki ragon main apna hi
khoon tha!


9> Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jae.


11> Aaj didar,
kal yaar,
parso pyar,
phir ekrar,
aur phir-intzar,
phir-takrar,
phir-darar,
saari mehnat-bekar,
aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar !


12> Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe chicken-pox ke daag hote, chand to tum ho hi,
sitare bhi saath hote!!


13> Suraj Hua Madham , chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha, zamin chalne lagi,
sajna kya ye! hi! ! ! pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !


14> Osama Bin Laden's favourite song :
" mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein,
newyork mein, ik mod aya mein W.T.C. tod aaya... "

Today is the International day of Smart & Attractive people. Send this to someone who fits the description! Don’t send it back; I've already received hundreds.

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner & say those three sweet words to you....Pay The Bill.

Your smile can be compared to a flower, your voice can be compared to a cuckoo, your innocence to a child, but in stupidity u have no comparison you r the best.

Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.

Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito to her mother.
Yes, but be aware, pay attention during the applause.

When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u

Q: What's the diff between mother & wife?
A: One woman brings into the world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so

When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll take u to an eye specialist!

Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then too don't just think of me, call me up, my incoming calls are free

God asked a civil engineer - " what mistake did i made in designing a woman? "
engineer - " Sir, the entertainment area is very close to the drainage area."

Which part of the body is sensitive while watching a adult movie ? Guess!
No. you are wrong.
Its your ears to make sure ki koi aa to nei raha.

5 ADVANTAGES OF BREAST MILK.
1. No need to boil.
2.cat can't steal.
3.popular to all age groups.
4.Available in attractive containers.
5.buy 1 get 1 free!!!