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JOKE: 01
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan ?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sum Wan .And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother, Noe Wan was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital. Rightnow, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital from the accident that isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!
 
JOKE : 02
Sants and Banta Singh rob a bank and mess it up, managing to escape with two sacks that they find on the floor. And they take one sack each. After awhile they meet again and one asks the other,
'What did you find in your sack?'
'Ten lakh Rupees!'
'Wow... that's a lot! What did you do with the cash?'
'I bought a house. How about your sack?'
'Bah... it was full of bills.'
'And what did you do with them?'
'Eh, well... little by little, I'm paying them off...'


JOKE: 03
Srdr: I haven't slept all nite in the train.
Frnd: Y?
Srdr: Got upper berth.
Frnd: Y did'nt u Xchnged?
Srdr: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth
 
JOKE: 04
Question: What is the full form of maths.
Answer: Mentally affected teachers harassing students

JOKE: 05 
A frog once goes to an astrologer, to know about his future.
The astrologer says "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know
everything about you."
The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"
"No," says the astrologer "Next semester in her biology class."

JOKE: 06
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love.

Santa - Banta :

Sardar tells a girl "Come 2 my house at night, nobody will b
there.............
Girl goes at night & really nobody was there

A SARDAR went 2 a BANK to open a S.B. A/C. After seeing the Form he had gone to DELHI for Filling up.
U knows y?
FORM said "FILL UP IN CAPITAL ".


Sardar had twins; he named them Tin Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again twins & named Max & Climax.
Again d same. disgusted
Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!


A sardharji photographer focusing a dead body's face in a funeral function,
suddenly all relatives beat him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"


Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.....
 WHY? because his doctor advised him ....
"Todays dinner should be -light"


SARDAR & FAMILY GO 2 A PARTY. HE INTRODUCES HIMSELF
- I SARDAR, SHE SARDARNEE, THE BOY MY KID & THE GIRL MY KIDNEY....


One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
U knw Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...


Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25flr:I'm unmarried!
At 10flr:I'm Banta not santa


ON A ROMANTIC DATE SARDARS GIRL FRIEND ASKS HIM, DARLING ON OUR ENGAGEMENT WILL U GIVE ME A RING?
HE SAID YA SURE WHATS YOUR PHONE NUMBER
 

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -
What will come first, Chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order ! first will come first.


A dog was chasing a Sardar and the Sardar was laughing.
A bystander: why are u laughing?
Sardar: I have a Air cell phone but still hutch network is following me.


A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"


What does a sardar do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.


WHY CANT SARDARS DIAL NINE-ELEVEN (911) AT EMERGENCY?
** THEY CAN NOT FIND THE ELEVEN ON THE PHONE.

Sardar & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Sardar says...
Drink quickly......
Wife asks why...
sardar says hot coffee Rs5 and
cold coffee Rs10

A Sardar & his wife filed an
application 4 Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide, U"VE 3 children? Sardar replied: Ok! We"ll apply NEXT YEAR


Sardar at an Art
Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!


Sardar news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Punjab . Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more..

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Srdr goes2 china 2 find meaning of friends last
words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!"

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
His wife asked what you are doing ?
He said-I'm seeing how I look while sleeping.

A sardarji's saloon shop was shifted from first floor to ground floor the notice was printed as " indru mudhal hair cutting and saving keela seiyappadum".
Sardar: " Doctor enna naai kadichiduchi".
Doctor: "endha edathula"
Sardar: "permal kovil santhula".


Sardar : i kiss my wife daily b4 i go to office. and what about u?
His Friend - i kiss ur wife after u go 2 office.
Sardar: ha ha ha......... but i kissed first na...